OK. When Samantha sent this to me in my email I knew immediately it had to be posted on the site. Unfortunately all the captions to go with it swirled in my head like the Golden Corral Ice Cream Machine. So instead of one lame pun, you get several. Feel free to vote on your favorite or least favorite in the comment section.

1. Can you hear me now?       BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

2. Maybe it’s time to switch cellphone providers…

3. It’s time to renew your contract for life…

4. Apple’s iPhone probably has an app for that too.

5. It’s time for an upgrade!

6. Talk about your Dead Zones!!

The End.

Thanks Samantha for forwarding this!

You probably helped save some lives!!!

On August 4th, as I sat at dinner with some friends I accidentally coined a new term for a woman’s special nether region. After a few laughs, I Googled the new term, and to my surprise could not find anything relating my term to this special spot. So today I will Trademark, so to speak this new term and share it with the rest of the world.

On this 5th day of August in the year 2009, I Steve Carter, claim the term “Sugar Purse“* to be used by all as a slang reference to a woman’s vagina.

* Please use responsibly. May cause explosive diarrhea and/or sudden death. If erection last for more than 4 hours, keep partying. Use at your own risk. May cause bodily injury from females.

My kids will be so proud.

You are welcome world!!