To Many Jokes for this One.
OK. When Samantha sent this to me in my email I knew immediately it had to be posted on the site. Unfortunately all the captions to go with it swirled in my head like the Golden Corral Ice Cream Machine. So instead of one lame pun, you get several. Feel free to vote on your favorite or least favorite in the comment section.
1. Can you hear me now? BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS
2. Maybe it’s time to switch cellphone providers…
3. It’s time to renew your contract for life…
4. Apple’s iPhone probably has an app for that too.
5. It’s time for an upgrade!
6. Talk about your Dead Zones!!
The End.
Once again the news warns us and doesn’t realize it.
Thanks Samantha for forwarding this!
You probably helped save some lives!!!
Nothing to do with Zombies, but…
On August 4th, as I sat at dinner with some friends I accidentally coined a new term for a woman’s special nether region. After a few laughs, I Googled the new term, and to my surprise could not find anything relating my term to this special spot. So today I will Trademark, so to speak this new term and share it with the rest of the world.
On this 5th day of August in the year 2009, I Steve Carter, claim the term “Sugar Purse“* to be used by all as a slang reference to a woman’s vagina.
* Please use responsibly. May cause explosive diarrhea and/or sudden death. If erection last for more than 4 hours, keep partying. Use at your own risk. May cause bodily injury from females.
My kids will be so proud.
You are welcome world!!
CAUTION: Zombies Ahead!!
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
Feb 4, 01:49 PM EST
COLLINSVILLE, Ill. (AP) — Hackers are messing with electronic road signs in some states, warning of zombies and raptors down the road. Traffic safety officials aren’t amused.
The latest breach came during Tuesday morning’s rush hour near Collinsville, Ill., east of St. Louis. That’s where hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, “DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES.”
Similar pranks have been pulled in recent days near Indianapolis and in Austin, Texas.
The Illinois Department of Transportation’s Joe Gasaway worries that such pranks distract drivers from legitimate hazards down the road, perhaps endangering road crews.
In Illinois, tampering with an official traffic control device is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $250 fine.