CAUTION: Zombies Ahead!!
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
Feb 4, 01:49 PM EST
COLLINSVILLE, Ill. (AP) — Hackers are messing with electronic road signs in some states, warning of zombies and raptors down the road. Traffic safety officials aren’t amused.
The latest breach came during Tuesday morning’s rush hour near Collinsville, Ill., east of St. Louis. That’s where hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, “DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES.”
Similar pranks have been pulled in recent days near Indianapolis and in Austin, Texas.
The Illinois Department of Transportation’s Joe Gasaway worries that such pranks distract drivers from legitimate hazards down the road, perhaps endangering road crews.
In Illinois, tampering with an official traffic control device is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a $250 fine.
Braaaains. On your desk.
Life isn’t fair. Some people are born with good looks, others are born with exceptional talents and skills, and still others are born with massive intelligence. You? Well, you were born with all of those qualities (we know . . . just like us). But what to do with the rest of the world - all those inferior to you? We recommend unleashing the undead. Not a horde or anything that could get out of control, but just a single Zombie to feast on the tiny brains who work around you.
You are in full control of this zombie, don’t worry. Just use the Brain Remote Control and your undead minion will obey your command to shamble forward towards its intended meal. And just to show you how much it likes you, your R/C Zombie will groan as it shuffles, too (press button, he walks and groans; press it again, he stops). To help your zombie, you can also pose its articulated neck, shoulders, and hips. Just keep reminding your zombie that it shouldn’t eat a big brain like yours; it should eat many little brains like those found in your coworkers’ heads. Because studies have shown that many little meals during the day are much better for you than one big meal. Braaaaiiiiins.
R/C Zombie
If you are like me and have to have this try: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/a19a/ |
Zombies need love too.
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
SO it has been awhile since I have updated the site, and yes, I am sorry. But I have been collecting information for the masses during the down time. So for your viewing and brain chewing enjoyment see above. The good people at Mingle2.com have seen fit to help out the undead in their pairing off. Or even as far as matching the undead with the living (not recommended). SO have a look see and maybe find your true love.
http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites#
p.s. Thanks to Brandon for this one.
Its happening.
Just in time for the Holidays.. The Apocolypse! Thanks Sam for finding this.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/75741/Killer-virus-grips-Britain