Listen to the sounds of Screams (or Music)

Posted on Nov 03 2011 | Random

Get your ZOMBIE EDUCATION NETWORK speakers. Hurry While supplies last!!

ZEN Speakers doodle
ZEN Speakers by scarter76

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501 THINGS to do with a ZOMBIE

Posted on Oct 31 2011 | Reviews

Title: 501 Things to do with a Zombie

Author: J.C. Richards

Illustrator: Aaron Waite

Publisher: Adams Media

Pages: 223

Reviewed by Steve Carter
ZOMBIEEDU.NET Owner and Daytime Cubicle Ninja  

 

Where to do I start on this little gem. It took me all of maybe an hour to read. It was cheap. There are the main things I can say about this book. But let me see what else I can come up with…..

The list this book is compiled of is not really things I would want to do with the average Zombie or Walking Dead if you prefer. Now if the Undead were trainable then this would be a very usefulguide to “what do you want to do today” questions. Maybe replace Zombie with…. Wife, Kids, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, or Imaginary Friend, etc, etc..  For example. Some of the things listed to do with a Zombie are: #4 Go to iHOP. #231 Play mini-golf.

See what I mean by replace Zombie with_____. Seems an untrained Zombie would just eat you instead of pancakes, or instead of trying for a hole in one on the eighteenth, they would try for eting a hole in your head. That being said, there are some great illustrations to go along with some of the list ideas. This is the best part of the book. So take the seriousness out and just enjoy what you see.

My favorite part of the book comes on page 117. #241. Sell Girl Scout Cookies Followed by #242. Eat Girl Scout Cookies

Which is scratched out in red ink and under that it just says ” EAT GIRL SCOUT“.

So in closing I give this quick read a 2 out of 5 Zombie Seals of Approval.

It’s Cheap and if you like anything Zombies, then grab it for your collection.

Follow the link below to add to your collection. Also available on Kindle.

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Geanealogy Of the Living Dead

Posted on Oct 24 2011 | Movies

So here is how it unfolds for you movie buffs. Thanks to 365 Days of the Dead and their extensive Zombie movie reveiw site. This beautiful little chart to help on your movie watching decisions.

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To Many Jokes for this One.

Posted on Aug 18 2009 | Random

OK. When Samantha sent this to me in my email I knew immediately it had to be posted on the site. Unfortunately all the captions to go with it swirled in my head like the Golden Corral Ice Cream Machine. So instead of one lame pun, you get several. Feel free to vote on your favorite or least favorite in the comment section.

1. Can you hear me now?       BRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

2. Maybe it’s time to switch cellphone providers…

3. It’s time to renew your contract for life…

4. Apple’s iPhone probably has an app for that too.

5. It’s time for an upgrade!

6. Talk about your Dead Zones!!

The End.

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